THE WEREWOLF VIKINGS TRIUMPHANT

2016, 35 minutes
Our hero ALEXANDER’s most emotional work, this tells the tale of a marvelous quest to achieve his heart’s greatest desire ~ a fantasy hockey dynasty. Based on the unbelievable true story, you can now relive first-hand all the twists and turns in the comfort of your living room (whilst experiencing an intimate sneak peak at his own eclectic interior decorating). In a rise and fall harkening to classical Greek tragedy, the Werewolf Vikings Triumphant is a true epic for the ages.

Behold the legend here.

The Werewolf Vikings Triumphant

Nincompoops

2014, 119 minutes
Three men. Boundless women. Insatiable libidos. Such is the recipe for disaster in this gripping social comment on the modern age. Featuring stalwart performances, unexpected usage of deli product, and hitherto impossible scientific achievements, this no-budget film will shatter your primitive conceptions of male to female relations. Watch as the shenanigans build to a truly unforgettable climax. Now that it’s finally released, Nincompoops is destined for cult classic status amongst the most discriminating of kino fans.

The trailer hints at the tale.
Watch an extended romantic sequence from the film: The Old Switcheroo.
And experience the madness by purchasing the full movie here.

In Midnight Hours with Secrets & Sasquatch

2011, 43 minutes
An old-fashioned radio play, this charming murder mystery will keep you up to the wee hours of the night! When a mysterious summons brings several unusual characters together to a remote and imposing home in the thick of the forest, a host of riddles ensue. Follow the threads in this absorbing little tale.

The audio quality is unfortunately not the best, and due to various circumstances re-recording wasn’t possible, but hopefully the story and wonderful performances by the voice-actors make up for it! Wait till dark, set the lights low, pull over a blanket and get comfy… You can listen to the play in its entirety here.

Interstellar Romance

2007, 229 pages
The human race is on the brink of extinction. Moments before the coming holocaust a swath of riots erupt, the Army crumbles, the Empire’s last great hero deserts for love of his bride, and a knife-wielding maniac manages to get in the middle of all the mess.

So begins Interstellar Romance, the thunderous debut of a visionary author. Neo-Vikings roam the foul alleys of a staggering Cityship, crystal knights journey down twisted alien undergrounds, and spacejets cruise past the bright blue rings of Vantoria. Follow an unusual cast of call-girls and killers as they live their last desperate moments in a swirling sea of sex, violence, and salvation.

A limited number of hard copies are available here.
You can order a digital copy through Amazon (CAN, US, UK, AU, etc).
***Note: Online sales are temporarily halted until after the release of the movie (which was re-written from scratch!)***

Fairytale City

2006, 5 minutes
Based on a story by classmate Melissa Di Natale, this unorthodox noir with a fairy tale twist inspired a dramatic imagining with several talented friends. Due to basic incompetence on my part, the footage was almost lost through the years but thankfully resurfaced in 2015 and was cut together into the short piece you can watch here.

Swords by Sunset

2005, 50 minutes
A mysterious knight rises from the grave to save a beautiful damsel in extreme distress. Faced with a plethora of vicious creatures and giant beasts, his doomed quest turns bloody at twilight. Haunting images fill this dark fantasy through deep dungeons and across spectacular landscapes… set to a thunderous soundtrack, Swords by Sunset is Al Renke’s powerful directorial debut.

My rather ambitious first major piece, Swords by Sunset was made possible with the talents of Abraham Armories, the Knights of the Northern Realm and some other good friends I coerced into taking part. The “special effects” were primitive, the non-traditional storyline and bizarre music may have been questionable choices, and the decision to work in a big kiss-scene for my character was definitely suspect, but for a zero-budget production and my first rodeo it holds a special place in my heart. Not available for the time being, but you can watch the trailer here.